This morning at sunrise,
I gave Eliante a great surprise!
I produced a ring
And the birds started to sing.
I asked her that question, and God bless
That she said yes!
Eliante and I will be a pair
In a very exquisite affair.
All are invited
To see us be united!
Sincerely,
☺Philinte☺
P.S. I will send an invitation
That will have all of the information.
Dear Alceste,
I just happened to hear by chance
That you are going to be leaving France.
Even though we had our ups and downs
And you have always managed some frowns,
I would like to say good-bye and that I will miss you.
I am glad that our relationship grew
In the time that we had together,
And I shall always be your friend forever.
Eliante and I promise you that we will do everything we can
To change you into a good man!
Until next we meet,
-☺Philinte☺
Philinte thinks I need a hearing aid. HA!! I don’t think he understands that “I chose to be hard of hearing.” When someone is talking and it bores me, I kindly zone them out. Well, not so kindly but I do indeed zone them out.
Philinte: Alceste, I really must say that these ugly moods of yours are not endearing. I think we should find the source of your sourness. As you say it is not your “hearing”, but then, if I may suggest, is it possibly something wrong with your love affair? I must ask, do you think then that [Celimene] loves you?
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I was taking a stroll through the courtyard after lunch with Arsinoe and came across a newspaper that one of my farmhands was making a sorry attempt to…
Philinte- Celimene, I suggest you calm down,
For you are causing me to frown!
Instead of saying bad things about these folk,
Try not to make it sound as if they should be broke.
It is by fair chance that they obtained good care,
So do not go about saying that it was not fair.
You and I had the same chance they did,
And I say again, stop acting like a kid.
I must give a concession,
That I find their earnings in question.
However, I must say,
That at the end of the day,
I am happy for the pair
Who won fair and square.
Hey guys, I just recently stumbled upon this art,
And it just happened to catch my heart!
I had to think a bit,
But then everything seemed to fit.
This picture has a great meaning of
A very good thing called love.
The hands represent
A very great intent,
Of people supporting each other
As if we had the same mother.
It is great to see everyone
Radiate with happiness like the sun.
“Money Back Guaranteed” is such a great song! I really believe this expresses me, especially when it talks about how I’d always be there for people. This really relates to me, because I will always be there for Alceste and Eliante, no matter the consequences. “My love is guaranteed” to them, and my friendship with them will definitely pay off for them. Specifically to Eliante, I’d gladly give my life and soul to you. And specifically to Alceste, well Eliante says it the best, “your friend Philinte, I think, would not decline” to help you out whenever you so ask. Metaphorically speaking, my friendship is ”Money Back Guaranteed!”
Have you ever heard of politeness? “You’re most opinionated and conceited”. How dare you think you could “improve upon it”? “You seem to think you’ve got no end to wit”. Well “others have praised it to the skies”, you can’t even tell a “pleasent lie”.
Philinte- Come, let’s forget the follies of the times
And pardon mankind of its petty crimes.
Your hyperbole of Alceste’s critique
Is quite a bit weak.
Forgive Alceste
Of his protest,
And then all
Will be a ball!
Lord Voldemort, everybody. A fun person to follow on this thing called Twitter. I feel like he completely understands me… Some may like him, others… not so much.
His words are so meaningful.
Philinte- Come now Alceste, let’s have no more tirades, if you please. Do not make me use some similes. This philosophic rage is a bit extreme; you have no idea how comical you seem! Should you really be aligned with the Dark Lord? Maybe you are a little bored. My suggestion to you is to act a little new. Do not be your same pessimistic self. Try to act as happy as a Rice Crispy elf!
Everyone should read this article so we all become more loving of human kind. It is great that Bill Gates is going to give $363 million to help fight tropical diseases in countries where it is hard to get the medicines. Not only that, but he just recently gave $750 million to help cure diseases such as malaria, AIDS, and Tuberculosis. The Gates family and thirteen pharmacies are hoping to eliminate ten tropical diseases that are neglected by most people. They officially announced it as the “London Declaration on Neglected Diseases”. It is great to see some people who are nice for a change, because it’s no more a matter for disgust that men are knavish, selfish, and unjust, than the vulture dines upon the dead, and wolves are furious, and apes ill-bred. So, therefore, I encourage you to read this article to become a better person like Bill Gates!
I know you are in love with a man
Who says anything he can,
But I must propose
Something that I suppose
Is deep within my heart,
That I could play the part,
If things were not to work out,
I am here for you without a doubt,
And would love to take your hand,
And give you a wedding band.
In short, should you be cheated of Alceste,
I’d be most happy to be second best.
-Love Philinte
